Today, I went to the beach with my children.
I found a seaa shell and gave it to myy 4 yewar oold daughter and said "You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear."
She put the shell tto her ear andd screamed.
There was a hermit crab inside and it pinched her ear.
She never wants to go back! LoL Iknow this is entirely off topic but I had to tell someone!